>A couple made a deal that whoever died first they would come
>>back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's
>>biggest fear was there was no heaven.
>>
>>After a long life the husband was the first to go and true
>>to his word he made contact.
>>
>>"Mary...Mary...."
>>
>>"Is that you Fred?"
>>
>>"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
>>
>>"What is it like?"
>>
>>"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast,
>>I have sex, I bask in the sun, then I have sex-twice. I have
>>lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. Supper, then sex
>>till late at night. Sleep then start all over again."
>>
>>"Oh, Fred, you surely must be a saint or an angel in heaven!"
>>
>>"No, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
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