[xmca] Fwd: Tom DeLay

From: Peter Smagorinsky (smago@uga.edu)
Date: Mon Nov 21 2005 - 06:52:01 PST

In part, this is just a test to see if the list is working:

>>He really said these things!
>>Here are 10 fine examples of the wit and wisdom of Tom DeLay:
>>1) "So many minority youths had volunteered, that there was
>>literally no room for patriotic folks like myself."
>> --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he
>>and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in
>>the Vietnam War.
>>2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?"
>>--Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from New
>>Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept.9, 2005.
>>3) "I AM the federal government."
>> --Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House,
>>after being told to put out his cigar because of federal
>>government regulations banning smoking in the building, May
>>14, 2003.
>>4) "We're no longer a superpower. We're a super-duper power."
>> -Tom DeLay, explaining why America must topple Saddam
>>Hussein in 2002 interview with Fox News.
>>5) "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than
>>cutting taxes."
>> --Tom DeLay, March 12, 2003.
>>6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile
>>violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents
>>who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution
>>in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control
>>--Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School
>>massacre, 1999.
>>7) "A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to
>>provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman
>>can't provide stability, I'm not saying that... It does take
>>a father, though."
>> --Tom DeLay, in a radio interview, Feb. 10, 2004.
>>8) "I don't believe there is a separation of church and
>>state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only
>>separation is that there will not be a government church."
>> --Tom DeLay (date unspecified)
>>9) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get
>>by on $4.25 an hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to
>>resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist."
>> --Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on increasing the
>>minimum wage, April 23, 1996.
>>10) "I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional
>>officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I
>>am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution."
>> --Tom DeLay, in a CNN interview,
>>Dec. 19, 1995.
>>So, you see, my friends, there is a reason Tom DeLay is one
>>of the most popular men in Washington.
>>It's because he makes the president look slightly less
>>stupid by comparison.

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